Hi, how are you? Good? Great.
I just have a quick complaint, seeing as how thousands of us share the same space on a daily basis I would think that you would have the courtesy of picking up after yourselves. But, I guess not. I guess that is too much to ask of you. I had the privilege of repeatedly being hit in the foot by your bottle, which you so conveniently left of the brown line this morning. Every turn we took the bottle would loudly roll itself against my foot. I guess I could have been the better person and picked it up and thrown it out, and that would have been nice, but here’s a thought, I am not your mother! I don’t much care what you do at your own residence but on a public transportation train, I would like to think that you had half a brain cell to tell you that leaving litter on the train is not only rude but just plain lazy. You had the strength to carry this bottle around, drink from it, but somehow all your energy got exhausted and placing it in a garbage receptacle was too strenuous of an activity after luging it around for a good part of the morning.
But do not fret, I have no idea who you are, merely a faceless stranger. Who will probably inconveniece somebody else somehow, after all tis not even noon yet.
But Good Morning to you, hope you enjoyed your refreshing beverage.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Blond
